I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.
A dimension-traveling wizard gets stuck in the 21st century because cell phone radiation interferes with his magic. With his home world on the brink of war, he seeks help from a jaded travel agent who he mistakes for a great sorceress. Without his powers to prove his identity, she has trouble taking him seriously, but finally agrees to reveal the secrets of our world in exchange for a lunch date
Writer/Director: Jonathan Williams
Producers: Laura Perlmutter & Andrew Nicholas McCann Smith
Executive Producer: Bob Munroe
OKAY, GUYS!!! LISTEN UP. I’M CALLING IN EVERYONE IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM. We are well-known for being capable of making things happen and THIS is a project that needs OUR help to become a series!!! We all know Tahmoh Penikett who’s portayed Ezekiel/Gadreel on the 9th season of SPN. He portrays the main character of this story, Alar. Actress Erin Karpluk who plays Kim has also been on Supernatural. She was Monica in episode 1x21 (Salvation) and Robin in 9x07 (Bad Boys). From the trailer it seems like it has a lot of potential, a very interesting scenario, really coll special effects and an awesome cast. The trailer needs more views and likes and the official page on FB more followers!!! What do you say?? Will you help?? Please pass it on by reblogging this post, liking the FB page and sharing both the page and the trailer on the social networks!!! Let’s prove our fandom power!!!
Facebook page : https://www.facebook.com/ThePortalFilm?ref=br_tf
Trailer on youtube : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFJh1KmpfFk
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- a repost
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Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes
Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views
Shoutout to all underappreciated artists who do amazing work and receive no recognition
have you guys seen pendleton ward’s sailor moon doodle/animation on twitter